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Sep 5
Aug 18
Read at your leisure time CHINESE ENGLISH
China is the place to be for English teachers (literally!!!) 
WELCOME FOR COMING!?
The Key to Existence is pushing!
Excuse me…?
I won't......
Promise....
But where on earth r u?
'CHILDREN MADE IN CHINA' ;-)...
Have a careful suicide.....
I'm NOT going to pay to trim the foot, please…
Still din't understand.. .
Neither did I......(May be a Bloody accident prone area).
Data Breaker?!?!? ! Which dictionary do they follow for English, I m sure not from Karpration skool's Dictionary J…
For the first time in history…. Bottled water in a can :D…
J.......
Looks like one.....
Okay sir/madam... ...
Sorry i can't treasure the used one.....
Really can't…!!!
J J ...
R THEY UR RELATIVES??? ?NICE TO MEET THEM...... ;-)…
Thanx for the Suggestion…!! !
Yes I WILL…..especially Chinese!!!
Hahahaha…
Died on the table? Thanks 4 ur Corporation. .!!!
May 4
Ultimate one.... Man,wife and dog...
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most Unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one About 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man Walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in Single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, And I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral Like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is It?"
The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first One asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Join the queue."
Mar 26
IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD
| IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD... |
Mar 6
200 Runs/ 147Balls/ 25X4 / 3X6
Agree you have done GREAT BUT BUT BUT BUT
25 x 4s = 100
3 x 6s = 18
IT implies that you have done 118 Runs in 28 Balls.
And 12 x 2s = 24
58 x 1s = 58
IT means you have done all 200 Runs in only 98 balls
So you have wasted 147-98 = 49 balls
Considering only 1 run scored on each of these balls you could have earned 49 valuable RUNS FOR OUR TEAM
MANAGER’S COMMENT: So you only met the expectations and NOT EXCEEDING (though anyone of our team could not do it) and your Grade is C
Trainings for him: Learn from how to STEAL singles.
One Addition:
It’s good that you played all 50 overs but you should encourage juniors in your team and let them showcase their talent to client – it’s all @ team effort.
I’m not saying you didn’t perform well.. it’s just a improvement area you can focusJJ
Performance appraisal Sachin Tendulkar
This is how a performance appraisal would have gone if Sachin had been an employee.200 Runs/ 147Balls/ 25X4 / 3X6
Agree you have done GREAT BUT BUT BUT BUT
25 x 4s = 100
3 x 6s = 18
IT implies that you have done 118 Runs in 28 Balls.
And 12 x 2s = 24
58 x 1s = 58
IT means you have done all 200 Runs in only 98 balls
So you have wasted 147-98 = 49 balls
Considering only 1 run scored on each of these balls you could have earned 49 valuable RUNS FOR OUR TEAM
MANAGER’S COMMENT: So you only met the expectations and NOT EXCEEDING (though anyone of our team could not do it) and your Grade is C
Trainings for him: Learn from how to STEAL singles.
One Addition:
It’s good that you played all 50 overs but you should encourage juniors in your team and let them showcase their talent to client – it’s all @ team effort.
I’m not saying you didn’t perform well.. it’s just a improvement area you can focusJJ
Feb 27
Small Cute Kitten
via youtube.com
You will fall in love with cute kitten
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Humor
Feb 22
Yeh Jo Halka Halka Saroor Hai- 2- Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
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Yeh Jo Halka Halka Saroor Hai- 2- Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Feb 21
Yeh Jo Halka Halka Saroor Hai- Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
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Yeh Jo Halka Halka Saroor Hai- Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
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video
Feb 20
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
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Miss Teen USA 2007 - Ms. South Carolina answers a question
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fun
Feb 17
Historic photographs - Glimpse of India
Historic photographs.........Just read what INDIA was as per LORD MACAULAY on his statement on 2nd February 1835, in the last snap. That would really shock us Old Photographs from Indian History. Please Read the last Article Carefully
The daughter of an Indian maharajah seated on a panther she shot, sometime during 1920s.
A British man gets a pedicure from an Indian servant.
The Grand Trunk Road , built by Sher Shah Suri, was the main trade route from Calcutta to Kabul .
A group of Dancing or notch girls began performing with their elaborate costumes and jewelry. 
A rare view of the President's palace and the Parliament building in New Delhi .
Women gather at a party in Mumbai ( Bombay ) in 1910.
A group from Vaishnava, a sect founded by a Hindu mystic. His followers are called Gosvami-maharajahs
The Imperial Airways 'Hanno' Hadley Page passenger airplane carries the England to India air mail, stopping in Sharjah to refuel.
See what the India was at 1835.......
